OMG. I have to share this. I wasn't actually on the "master cleanse" to make this happen but a couple glasses of lemonade sure did it.
**GROSS TOO MUCH INFORMATION WARNING**
**FEMALE MONTHLY ISSUES **
I'm 28. I mentioned earlier I haven't had a period since September. I've had "fake"periods where I'd spot for a day or so. Something has just been obviously wrong..my doctor wanted to blame it on thyroid or stress but I knew that wasn't the case. So I wanted to fast because from past experience and I know other women experienced the MC bringing their periods on.
I was in a half fasted state on Friday. I say half because well I hadn't eaten anything all afternoon/evening..I was actually planning to do a liver flush but fell asleep too early.
On Saturday, I drank ONE glass of lemonade and had already felt something from that...dont know how to explain it. But my body has been wanting to fast for a while now which is why I easily started to get in a fasting state. I've done enough fasts to know the signs. Like fruit, lemonade, citrus has been appealing to me and not any of my "favorite" foods. But it's like I was craving the lemonade and got a bit of energy rush/buz from it..and I don't use a lot of Maple so it wasn't a maple overdose. Anyway - Got my period THAT night. I was skeptical whether it was a real one though since I have had it show up for a day before and then disappear.
Today/Sunday. Pain.Pain.Pain! My whole lower body hurt, cramps went down into my legs. This is when I decided to not go on fasting and wanted to eat some yogurt to get my calcium/minerals/potassium up which helps me with periods. But after that, major weakness, fatigue, cramps from HELL that brought tears and made me dry heave. Heating pad slightly helped but I had to be standing. Kept feeling like I had to pee but nothing was coming out. I drank another glass of lemonade... since it seems to have the power.. Shortly after.. um yeah let's just say I passed the biggest something that looked like more like placenta then normal period stuff and I've never been pregnant..and finally peed again after it was gone. I wonder if my body thought it was pregnant since I had swollen breasts/nipples for 3 months too. lol. Defintley feeling better now that that thing is gone. I wonder if it was pressing on my uretha or bladder or something since I"ve had urinary issues too going on too while I had no periods.
ps. Been to a doctor for this.. she was an idiot. I wasn't old enough for menopause and not having sex so she blew anything else off. I was planning on going to a Gynocologist or something but I didn't have one and like I said I wanted to try fasting which would've only taken a week to know if it would've worked. I'll might still go find one just in case cause this was way too weird.
Edit to add - Need a few days of getting in nutrients to deal with this and get my strength up. I'm now on a Kefir kick although I don't actually want to eat food. I'll still drink the lemonade but not as a "fast", be back in a day or 2 to do a real one.![]()





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